what to do, what to do???
Many people have asked the question, “What are you going to do in the Bahamas?”. Well, with all considered, there is not really any reason for me to do anything other than what I always do. Why complicate things by having to change your routine? Although, if the fancy strikes me, there is a slew of activities that I can partake in here at Ocean Reef Yacht Club. Every day of the week, every hour of the day. The selection is almost mind boggeling when you think about it … darts, billards, merengue, lawn bowling, poker, water sports, my favorite …
What, only an hour??
Do not think this is the worst of my troubles. For those of you who are familiar with the finer points of “Ice Management” will understand that this is a much bigger problem …
… every fridge on the island has an automatic ice maker and all of them dispense the ice out the front. Not only do I not have to go through the effort of emptying and filling ice trays, I do not even have to open the freezer. At this point I am not even sure what step this is, I will have to get back to you on that one. For those of you who do not understand “Ice Management” and think that having an ice maker that dispenses out the front of the fridge is a brilliant idea … trust me, it is not, it goes against all laws of nature.
hey eaon!
just wanted to let you know that i am a self-styled expert in “ice management” as well as a highly skilled amateur lawn sportsman. i would be happy to bring my services to you for no fee. think about it my friend.
are lawn darts still legal down there?
-matt
I am having a vision of you (rum in hand) surrounded by a bevy of large sunglass wearing, blue hairs in flowery sundresses (pina coladas in hand) — playing lawn darts …… good luck